| I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time |
| you are finished talking, type RET twice. |
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| Well, I'm on the right planet---everyone looks like me!!! |
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| Why do you say that? |
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| Are we THERE yet?! |
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| What makes you believe are you there yet? |
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| .. Now I think I just reached the state of HYPERTENSION that comes |
| JUST BEFORE you see the TOTAL at the SAFEWAY CHECKOUT COUNTER! |
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| Is it because comes just before I see the total at the safeway |
| checkout counter that you came to me? |
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| Do you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in space? |
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| Maybe your plans have something to do with this. |
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| I am NOT a nut.... |
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| Is it because of your life that you say you are not a nut? |
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| Okay, BARBRA STREISAND, I recognize you now!! Also EFREM ZIMBALIST, |
| JUNIOR!! And BEAUMONT NEWHALL!! Everybody into th' BATHROOM! |
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| Earlier you said comes just before I see the total at the safeway |
| checkout counter? |
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| I know how to get the hostesses released! Give them their own |
| television series! |
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| Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are going |
| through all this? |
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| I request a weekend in Havana with Phil Silvers! |
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| I don't understand. |
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| Why is it that when you DIE, you can't take your |
| HOME ENTERTAINMENT CENTER with you?? |
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| Does it bother you that is it that when I die me cannot take my home |
| entertainment center with me? |
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| HUMAN REPLICAS are inserted into VATS of NUTRITIONAL YEAST... |
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| You mentioned that comes just before I see the total at the safeway |
| checkout counter? |
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| How's the wife? Is she at home enjoying capitalism? |
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| How do you reconcile problems at school? |
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| .. I think I'll KILL myself by leaping out of this |
| 14th STOREY WINDOW while reading ERICA JONG'S poetry!! |
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| This is not a healthy way of thinking. |
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| RELAX!! ... This is gonna be a HEALING EXPERIENCE!! Besides, |
| I work for DING DONGS! |
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| When did you first know that you work for ding dongs? |
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| Yow! I'm having a quadraphonic sensation of two winos |
| alone in a steel mill! |
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| Perhaps this has something to do with any hobbies you have? |
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| Awright, which one of you hid my PENIS ENVY? |
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| Are you sure that is it that when I die me cannot take my home |
| entertainment center with me? |
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| My EARS are GONE!! |
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| Possibly your sex life are related to this. |
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| It's the land of DONNY AND MARIE as promised in TV GUIDE! |
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| Are you afraid of that? |
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| My TOYOTA is built like a ... BAGEL with CREAM CHEESE!! |
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| Do you really think built might want to have this bagel? |
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| I wonder if I could ever get started in the credit world? |
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| Earlier you said comes just before I see the total at the safeway |
| checkout counter? |
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| TATTOOED MIDGETS are using ALFREDO in their SALAMI FACTORY! |
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| Is it because of hangups you have that you are going through all this? |
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| I LIKE Aisle 7a. |
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| What makes you think you like aisle 7a? |
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| Youth of today! Join me in a mass rally for traditional mental attitudes! |
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| You mentioned that you work for ding dongs? |
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| Yow! Did something bad happen or am I in a drive-in movie?? |
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| How do you reconcile your inhibitions? |
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| Vote for ME -- I'm well-tapered, half-cocked, ill-conceived and |
| TAX-DEFERRED! |
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| Why do you say that? |
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| Are we THERE yet?! |
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| What makes you believe is it that when I die me cannot take my home |
| entertainment center with me? |
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| Is it FUN to be a MIDGET? |
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| Maybe this is related to some problems in your childhood? |
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| I left my WALLET in the BATHROOM!! |
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| Is it because of some problems at home that you say you left your |
| wallet in the bathroom? |
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| Spreading peanut butter reminds me of opera!! I wonder why? |
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| Can you elaborate on that? |
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| Dizzy, are we "REAL PEOPLE" or "AMAZING ANIMALS"? |
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| Earlier you said built would like to have this bagel? |
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| My LESLIE GORE record is BROKEN.. |
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| Perhaps your plans could have caused this. |
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| With YOU, I can be MYSELF.. We don't NEED Dan Rather.. |
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| Are you sure that you do not need dan rather? |
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| Yow! |
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| Yow! Are we interactive yet? |
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| You must be a CUB SCOUT!! Have you made your MONEY-DROP today?? |
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| You mentioned that comes just before I see the total at the safeway |
| checkout counter? |
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| It's the RINSE CYCLE!! They've ALL IGNORED the RINSE CYCLE!! |
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| Is it because of your life that you are going through all this? |
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| There's a little picture of ED MCMAHON doing BAD THINGS to JOAN RIVERS |
| in a $200,000 MALIBU BEACH HOUSE!! |
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| I don't understand. |
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| FISH-NET-FISH-NET-FISH-NET-FISH-NET-FISH!! |
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| Do you really think you work for ding dongs? |
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| NATHAN... your PARENTS were in a CARCRASH!! |
| They're VOIDED - They COLLAPSED |
| They had no CHAINSAWS... They had no MONEY MACHINES... |
| They did PILLS in SKIMPY GRASS SKIRTS... |
| Nathan, I EMULATED them... but they were OFF-KEY... |
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| Is the fact that they were off key the real reason? |
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| I want you to MEMORIZE the collected poems of EDNA ST VINCENT MILLAY.. |
| BACKWARDS!! |
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| I would appreciate it if you would continue. |
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| Now KEN is having a MENTAL CRISIS beacuse his "R.V." PAYMENTS are |
| OVER-DUE!! |
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